Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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