How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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