Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
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