question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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