Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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