I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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