I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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