he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Randomize
