I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
How does it feel to date your dad?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Randomize
