I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
