SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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