super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Randomize