Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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