The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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