there's paper in my vomit.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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