The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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