i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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