Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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