youre lurking in front of me
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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