I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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