youre lurking in front of me
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
