You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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