am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
You can't special order awesome
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
The beer is more important than you right now.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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