Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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