She's JV to your varsity
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
