I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
