thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Dick very happy bro
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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