Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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