Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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