dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
