i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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