he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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