You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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