jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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