so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
You're a waste of cheezeits
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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