I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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