Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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