I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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