Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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