Sponge bath it is.
she woke up with a sticky ear
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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