We won't sleep together?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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