I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
How naked do you want me to be?
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
