More tranny stories later!
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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