Just mADE A PArabola og urine
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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