My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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