how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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