new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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