apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Semen is not good for contacts.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
