Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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