That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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