Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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