So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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