The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I was not drunk enough for that final.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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