I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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