Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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